Tuesday, 11 November 2008

some things just dont go


I survived the group session last Friday and came out of feeling exactly like i did before I went in -tired. The power point  kept me awake so it achieved something at least.The presentation in 50 mins was  a quick run through of the best way to find a job. prepare a CV ask your contacts etc. all of these points are valid but should be covered in more depth in my view. They are covered in more depth in getting back to work courses. I have been on such a course it was fantastic and although the course I attended was for people with disabilities i would recommend it to anyone. The course would be very helpful for school leavers or the unemployed or  students looking for jobs.

The Presentation was in my view what the TV industry call a " production pilot" - a preview of the full  show. If I was the government trying to solve the unemployment problem I would snap up the rights to that deal and roll it out across the networks to include the department of education. If i was at the DWP (department of work and pensions) i would send  people who are newly signed on to JSA to this PowerPoint presentation so that they know the support that is available to them straight away and not wait till they have been out of work for ages- although i have been unemployed for 13 months there was a break in my claim for JSA thanks to Lehman brothers so i may have been sent on it as a new claimant i don't know.

sorry for the tangent. so things that don't go are 1 me and Friday mornings.

The second thing that does not go with me is obviously me and a job in politics.  I am not talking here about me losing elections all the time- that's is along way down the road if i ever get there.   I was asked by a friend the other day what gets me up in the morning whats drives me up in the morning. The answer is belief, belief in my own ability. I want to use my skills and experience to help others.Yet the thing i lack in all the jobs i have applied for in politics is experience.  My ideal job if i could choose any would be foreign Secretary - not just to claim all the gifts due to airmiles.

 If i don't go down the elected politician route l would love to combine 3 things the gift of the gab my writing skills and my thinking. IE if you have seen the west wing i would love to be a combination of josh lyman and toby ziegler. the people who do all the work for the politicians write speeches find out stuff be creative. It doesn't have to be in politics. i  would thrive if SCOPE or Capability Scotland came a calling

so the second  thing that doesn't go is despite my wishes is a job for me in politics.



The third thing is the most important thing that doesn't go. is hot chocolate and cinnamon. I was starting  my Christmas shopping yesterday i have got to the browsing stage that's before i actually buy gifts. that bit comes on December 20th ish. Although I  have to not leave it to the last minute as my parents know live in the Shetland islands so i actually have to pay attention to posting dates this year. I went for lunch- very nice of pasta with salmon and hot chocolate. I am a big fan of salmon epically smoked salmon.  Try it for your Christmas dinner its divine.

On my hot chocolate i love cream and something to dunk in it. the  eatery put Cinnamon on it i tough fine i'll try it. In my opinion just like the chances of Aberdeen winning the SPL it just doesnt go

So if you want to be a success Dont work on fridays , dont try to work in a field you really want too and for goodness sake dont put cinnamon on your hot chocolate.



Sunday, 2 November 2008

whats the point...

I have no been claimig jobseekers allowance for just under a year. On friday i have to go a group session on how to find a job. I have picked up that it invovles a powerpoint presentation. i have visions of AA meetings so dear readers i am being brave and confessing via this blog my name is mark cooper and i am a job seeker.

Monday, 6 October 2008

Freshers flu over the cuckoos nest

On friday I was back at my old stomping ground the university of Aberdeen. If the alleged cuts at aberdeen council go through it will be the only thing left standing. I was there for a meeting for two hours at the start of the academic year. that was a bad idea. Its bad because it was the first week of term. That means freshers flu. As a dull time student there i eventually became imune but i havent been up there for 14 months so was susteptable to the lovely germs.

i have fluey symptoms so who knows i may have it.

Monday, 29 September 2008

the perfect weekend

Last weekend was quite a good one for me. On saturday i got up late listened to the football. In the evening i went to the pub for a few beers and natchos and to catch up with a good mate How ever the day was spoilt by the lack of taxis about in edinburgh when all the pubs were closed- this was only 1 am. I found a cab with a disabled sticker in his window. but he said his ramp was too small- what an excuse if only i had taken his number...

On sunday I went shopping and watched crap on the TV all in all the best weekend in a while. it was brought to a shuddering holt by the post and a bill from the council. roll on next weekend

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

stating the obvious

yesterday i recived a letter in the mail. It was official conformation that the job i had no longer exsists is said "due to a change in circumstances the offer made to you no longer stands" its not just the offer the building may not be there for much longer either!

People have been asking me how i am because of what happened I say I am fine but i am not. I am still in shock and am absolutely gutted my job went. All of the hard work by me and everyone who helped me to that stage went overnight

Although I was scared i had met new friends in St Andrews and was looking forward to hooking up with them in london.
I have no energy to do anything all i do i sleep ( more than normal) it will take me longer than wall street to get overthe credit crunch

Thursday, 18 September 2008

The return of an old friend...

After taking the time to recover from the events of the last week. I have hit the ground running in my quest for the holy grail- a job( I am not being persued by an evil empire and having to take my dad along although he would be more than welcome to join me)

An earlier posting explained my sense of loss at being knocked out of the routine of signing on well like any good friend it has come back roll on monday morning......

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

the battle of the buldge

I am bored so i thought i would do a history reinactment. Or to be more precise i have a leak in my kitchen and my ceiling has a buldge so the question is will the plumber get here before the ceiling goes.....